In the beginning...

Yea verily, in the beginning there was the Word and the word was... blog.

Anyhoos, the purpose of this blog is to demonstrate all the ways that God is better than you. It's something we all know deep inside, but it doesn't hurt to be reminded of it once in a while. Every day, a new demonstration of God's superiority to you will be posted here.

So, without further ado, I present to you the first reason why God is better than you:

God is better than you because He can smite you with a lightning bolt if you don't come back and read this blog every day.