God is better than you. That's just a fact and you need to accept it. But if you really need to know why, here's a list of reasons.

Monday, April 20, 2009

Taste the rainbow

Men in rainbow wigs heckled the president of Iran today.

God is better than you because he made someone think of donning a rainbow wig before protesting against a notorious international figure. The only thing you ever made someone think of was what to get for lunch, and rainbow wigs had no part in the decision.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Eternity

God is eternal. That's a really, really, really long time.

God is better than you because after almost three years, He has allowed this blog to continue to exist so that I can post here long after I had completely forgotten about it. I suppose you could argue that it's the staff at blogger.com that allowed it, but it was God who allowed them to do their job. So there.

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