God is better than you. That's just a fact and you need to accept it. But if you really need to know why, here's a list of reasons.

Monday, February 13, 2006

Oopsie

Apparently there was some kind of little accident over the weekend involving the Vice-President of the United States, a friend of his, and a round of birdshot.

God is better than you because He doesn't make up lame excuses for shooting you in the face. If He's mad enough at you to shoot you in the face, He will flat out tell you so. Or if you get Him REALLY mad, He might give you leprosy or Parkinson's Disease. Take THAT Michael J. Fox!

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