God is better than you. That's just a fact and you need to accept it. But if you really need to know why, here's a list of reasons.

Thursday, February 02, 2006

The patient gamer

Overheating power supplies. Blue screens of death. Dissatisfaction of game developers over the chosen media format. These are just a few of the problems plaguing the Xbox 360. If any other company devloped it, you'd never see another game console come out of their warehouses ever again. But we're talking about Microsoft, a company that has amassed a fortune by making people accept merchandise ranging from poorly-designed to outright defective. I expect they'll soon be releasing a handheld unit that burns the image of Bill Gates into your palm.

God is better than you because He knew that the Xbox 360 would suck before it was even designed. That's why He's saving his money for a Playstation 3 instead.

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